Did you know that once you get married, you can look forward to three different kinds of sex?
First, there’s House Sex: That’s when you make love all over the house: on the floor, on the kitchen table, in the garage, anywhere, anytime – much like two crazed rabbits.
Then comes Bedroom Sex: That’s when the kids are finally fed, bathed and asleep; the curtains closed; nothing much on TV; and the door locked – you make love in the bedroom.
Last comes Hall Sex: That’s when you pass each other in the hall and snarl – “Screw You!”
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Three different kinds of sex