This young lady, a flighty young thing, got a job cleaning the bank windows in the evening after the bank closed for business. Anyway, she was up this ladder, cleaning good and proper and as she was in the habit of wearing no knickers, every young man who would come along would stop and stare for a second or two. But this evening an old geezer came along and stayed looking. “What are you looking at” she said. “I’m looking at the moon” he said. “Well, if you were here last night, you would have seen a man in it” she said.
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