The daughter asks her mother:
-My dear mother, please buy for me a hamster!
-My daughter you will get tired of it, what will you do with it then? It isn’t a toy, you can’t throw it away!
-Then we will buy a cat! The cat will eat a hamster and it will live with us.
-And when you get tired of the cat? What will you do then?
-we’ll buy a dog! The dog will eat the cat and it will live with us!
-And when you get tired of the dog what will you do then?!
The daughter is shocked. She wasn’t waiting for this question. In a few minutes:
– AND WE WILL BUY THE POLLAR BEAR!





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