A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmart and asks where the pharmacy counter is. He is directed to it. When he reaches it, he asks to see the pharmacist. The pharmacist comes and the man, looking around furtively, asks quietly, “Do you sell Viagra here?” The pharmacist answers firmly, “Yes, sir. We certainly do.” The man then asks, “Do you think I could get it over the counter?” The pharmacist thinks for a moment and then says, “Perhaps, if you took five or six pills at once you might.”
Похожие топики по английскому:
- Getting married Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding...
- A customer walks into a pharmacy A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The assistant explains that they don’t stock them. The man insists that...
- It just kills my appetite A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon and eggs, perhaps? A slice of toast? Grapefruit and coffee to...
- This man got his prescription for Viagra This man got his prescription for Viagra, and goes home to get ready for when his wife gets home. He calls her on the phone,...
- A use for Viagra A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital. “How are you grandpa?” he asks. “Feeling fine,” says the old man. “What’s the...
- A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the store laughing hysterically. The pharmacist thinks this is weird, but, hey,...
- A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy near his bases, pulls a beat-up, mutilated condom out of his pocket, and asks the pharmacist how much...
- A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders a hamburger. The huge guy behind the counter bellows, “ONE BURGER!” The cook, who’s...
- A man comes to a doctor and A man comes to a doctor and, twitching his fingers and stuttering, finally manages to say, “Doctor, I have a sexual performance problem. Can you...
- The Young Mans Big Mouth The Young Man’s Big Mouth A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of...
- This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on… – анекдот на This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat. His wife said, “Where are you going?” He said, “I’m going...
- This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building… – анекдот на This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building with a sign “Hans Olaffsen’s Laundry.” “Hans Olaffsen?”, he thinks. “How in the world does...
- Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, “What is your IQ?” to which the man answers,...
- Receive a job counter-offer? don’t take it Receive A Job Counter-Offer? Don’t Take It Pitting your employer against another in a bidding war for you is often career suicide. A few years...
- A guy walks into a post office A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing “Love” stamps on bright...
- Traditions A man and a woman got married, and he told her : ” since you are my wife you should respect my traditions and habits…and...
- Horus heresy. ben counter – galaxy in flames Ben Counter The Horus Heresy. Galaxy In Flames Ben Counter The Horus Heresy. Galaxy In Flames DRAMATIS PERSONAE The Primarchs THE WARMASTER HORUS Commander of...
- Traditions A man and a woman got married, and he told her : ” since you are my wife you should respect my traditions and habits…and...
- Kimberly’s acting Kimberly’s Acting. Kimberly works as a secretary. She answers phone calls and types letters. She makes coffee, and goes to the post office. She doesn’t...
- A counter-intuitive approach to making complex decisions Article A Counter-Intuitive Approach to Making Complex Decisions Maarten Bos and Amy Cuddy May 16, 2011 1. When we heard that Barack Obama had chosen...
- On their first night to be together On their first night to be together, the newly wed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom, all showered and...
- At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer… – анекдот на At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the class of officers that the session will focus on potential problems...
- One day a lady went to the doctors office One day a lady went to the doctor’s office and told the doctor that her husband wasn’t interested in her any more he just wouldn’t...
- A kind of sport A guy comes home from the bar drunk one night around 3 in the morning. His wife is sleeping and he is trying to sneak...
- Orange penis An old man goes to the doctor and says “Dr., I don’t know what’s wrong with me. My dick is orange.” The Dr. tells him...
- A Second Opinion A man runs into the vet’s office carrying his dog, screaming for help. The vet rushes him back to an examination room and has him...
- Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dead at the table. Showing respect for...
- Bank Teller Bank Teller A middle aged man walks into the bank and says to the young teller, “I want to open a fucking checking account”. “Please...
- A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week cruise for himself and his girlfriend. A couple days before the cruise, the travel...
- A new way to loose weight A fellow was reading the paper one day lamenting the fact that his doctor has ordered him to lose 75 pounds. Next thing he sees...