One day this old man was about to have sex with a young girl which he did not know. The old man began to put on his condom when the young girl asked him why is he putting one on. She said “you don’t have to worry about getting me pregnant because you are too old and you don’t have to worry about catching anything because you are going to die pretty soon anyway”. The old man continued to put on his condom he then looked up at the girl and said, “young girl the reason I am putting on this condom isn’t because I am afraid of getting you pregnant or catching anything. I just like the scent of burning rubber.”
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