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One day a housewife was going about the usual business… – анекдот на


One day a housewife was going about the usual business… – анекдот на

One day a housewife was going about the usual business of cleaning the house, when she suddenly felt intensely horny. Unfortunately, her husband was still at work, so she resorted to stripping off all her clothes and started to masturbate. She got very excited, rubbing herself and moaning, and when her husband walked in, she was writhing in the middle of the living room floor. He glanced through the mail and said to his wife, “Honey, when you’re finished vacuuming the floor, could you get started on dinner?”


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