Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry

Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry about a disturbing thing that happened the night before. “Last night I came home from the pub pissed as a tick, so I hopped into bed and started feeling up me missus. After a few strokes of her firm arse she got aroused and then we fucked like bunnies for about two hours. Like I do every time after a fuck, I leaned over and turned on the light, lit up two cigarettes and went to pass one to the trouble ‘n’ strife. Rubbing me weary eyes I realized that I’d accidentally walked into my eight year olds daughter’s room by, and worse still she was on the swimming team and didn’t smoke.



Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry