Made in Canada

President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded!” the American President cried, “My people’s favourite form of birth control! This is a true disaster!” “Bill, da Canadian pipple would be ‘appy to do anyt’ing wit’in der power to ‘elp you,” replied the Prime Minister. “I do need your help,” said Clinton. “Could you possibly send 1,000,000 condoms ASAP to tide us over?” “Certainment! I get right on it!” said Chretien. “Oh, and one more small favour, please?” said Clinton. “Oui?” “Could the condoms be red, white & blue in colour, at least 10″ long and 4″ in diameter?” said Clinton. “No problem,” replied the Prime Minister and, with that, Chretien hung up and called the President of Trojan Condoms. “I need a favour, you got to make 1,000,000 condoms right away and send ‘dem to Hamerica.” “Consider it done,” said the President of Trojan. “Great! Now listen, dey hab to be bleu, blanc et rouge in colour; at least 10″ long and 4″ in diameter.” “Easily done. Anything else?” “Yah,” said the Prime Minister, “an’ print ‘MADE IN CANADA, SIZE MEDIUM’ on each one.”



Made in Canada