Teacher asks the children to discuss what their Dad’s do for a living.
Little Mary says: “My Dad is a lawyer. He puts the bad guys in jail.”
Little Jack says: “My Dad is a doctor. He makes all the sick people better.”
All the kids in the class had their turn except Little Johnny.
Teacher says: “Johnny, what does your Dad do?”
Johnny says: “My Dad is dead.”
“I’m sorry to hear that, but what did he do before he died?”
“He turned blue and shat on the carpet.”
my favourite book is the adventure of sherlock holmes
Little Johny being literal