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Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton


Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton

Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton on a recent flight. After the plane was airborne, the flight attendant came around for drink orders.

The President asked for a whisky & soda, which was brought and placed before him. The attendant then asked the minister if he would also like drink. The minister replied in disgust, “Ma’am, I’d rather be savagely raped by a brazen whore than let liquor touch these lips!”

The President then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, “I’m sorry, I didn’t know there was a choice…”


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Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton