Yes I’m tired,
For years I’ve been blaming it on middle age, poor blood, lack of
Vitamins, air pollution, saccharin, obesity, dieting, under arm
Odour, yellow wax build up, and another dozen maladies that make
You wonder if life is really worth living.
But I found out that it ain’t that.
I’m tired because I am over worked.
The population of this country is 51 million, 21 million are
Retired, that leaves 30 million to do the work.
There are 19 million at school, that leaves 11 million to do the
2 million are unemployed and 4 million are employed by the
Government. That leaves 5 million to do the work.
One million are in the armed forces which leaves 4 million to do
3 million are employed by County and Borough councils leaving 1
Million to do the work.
There are 620,000 people in hospital and 379,998 in prison.
That leaves 2 people to do the work.
You and Me.
And you are sat on your arse reading this.
No wonder I’m bloody tired.