How i met your mother 1×09 subtitles

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Kids, this is a Thanksgiving story.

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Thanksgiving in New York is a wonderful time.

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It’s a time for giving of yourself,

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For thinking of your fellow man.

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A time when the unforgiving city becomes a little kinder.

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Well, I just ralphed.

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How much did you guys drink last night?

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Not how much…

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What?

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The Thankstini.

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A fun and delicious new

novelty drink I invented.

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Cranberry juice, potato vodka, and a bouillon cube.

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Tastes just like a turkey dinner.

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Mmm, it’s like Thanksgiving in my mouth!

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You want a good holiday drink,
Try his Kwanzaapolitan.

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The shuttle’s here!

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He hasn’t been back home
To Minnesota since Christmas.

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He’s a little excited.

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Lily, we’re holding up the shuttle. Do you have everything you need –

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Toothbrush, pajamas, underpants?

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Underpants!

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So, Lil…

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Marshall’s family.

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A whole weekend with the future in-laws. You excited?

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Yeah, no, it’ll be fun.

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Lily, you just said, “Yeah, no.”

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Did I?

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No. I-I love Marshall’s family.

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But yeah, no, it’ll be great.

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You just did it again.

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Yeah, no, shut up.

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So you’re not going home for Thanksgiving?

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No, I have to work on Friday. You?

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I’m Canadian, remember?
We celebrate Thanksgiving in October.

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Oh, right, I forgot.
You guys are weird.

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You pronounce the word “out,” “oat.”

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You guys are the world’s leader in handgun violence, your healthcare system is bankrupt,

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And your country is deeply divided on almost every important issue.

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Your cops are called “Mounties.”

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So probably hanging out with Barney, then?

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No. Barney’s got his own Thanksgiving tradition.

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Thanksgiving in a strip club. Who’s in?

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The Lusty Leopard has a surprisingly good Thanksgiving buffet.

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Plus they do this thing:

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Heather dresses up as a pilgrim,

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And Misty dresses up as an Indian,

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How i met your mother 1×09 subtitles