How i met your mother 1×01 subtitles


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Kids, I’m gonna tell you an incredible story ;

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The story of how I met your mother.

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Are we being punished for something?

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No.

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Yeah, is this gonna take a while?

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Yes. 25 years ago, before I was Dad,

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I had this whole other life.

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It was way back in 2005.

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I was 27, just starting to make it as an architect

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And living in New York with Marshall, my best friend from college.

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My life was good.

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And then Uncle Marshall went and screwed the whole thing up.

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Will you marry me?

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Yes. Perfect!

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And then you’re engaged.
You pop the champagne.

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You drink a toast.

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You have sex on the kitchen floor.

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Don’t have sex on our kitchen floor.

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Got it.

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Thanks for helping me plan this out, Ted.

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Dude, are you kidding?
It’s you and Lilly.

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I’ve been there for all the big moments of you and Lilly :

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Night you met, your first date, other first things.

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Yeah, sorry.
We thought you were asleep.

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It’s physics, Marshall.

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/> If the bottom bunk moves, the top bunk moves, too.

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My God.

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You’re getting engaged tonight.

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Yeah. What are you doin’ tonight?

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What was I doing?

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Here Uncle Marshall was taking the biggest step of his life.

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And me?

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I’m calling up your Uncle Barney.

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Hey, so you know how I’ve always had a thing for half-Asian girls?

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Well, now I’ve got a new favorite… Lebanese girls.

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Lebanese girls are the new half-Asians.

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Hey, you want to do somethin’ tonight?

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Okay, meet me at the bar in 15 minutes. And suit up!

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Where’s your suit?

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Just once, when I say suit up, I wish you’d put on a suit.

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I did that one time.

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It was a blazer!

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You know, ever since college it’s been, Marshall and Lilly and me.

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Now, it’s gonna be Marshall and Lilly… and me.

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They’ll get married, start a family.

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