Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven. St. Peter makes the inspection. The first one says:”I have to confess, I held mans penis in one hand.” St. Peter says:”You see the bowl of holy water, wash your hand and go in.” The second says:”I have to confess, I held mans penis in both hands.” St. Peter:”Wash both your hands and go in. Suddenly the other two start fighting, something terrible. St. Peter goes there, pulls them apart, asks *What’s going on? One of them shouts I want to gargle, before she washes her ass in there.
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Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven