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6. Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age… – анекдот на Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age, rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about courting from other...
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10. Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers. The chemist puts a pack of rubbers on the counter. Johnny looks...
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15. Little Johnny tried out for the school play Little Johnny tried out for the school play. The teacher gave him these lines to practice: “Hark! A pistol shot! There lies a lady with...
16. The Teacher tells the class they are going to play a game… – анекдот на The Teacher tells the class they are going to play a game, she will describe an object and the students will tell her what she...
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