English dirty talk

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1. One day a little boy over heard his parents One day a little boy over heard his parents in the bedrooom arguing, “You bitch, your cunt is too hairy! Whell your dick is to small bastard!” The boy was curious about these new words so he went in the room and asked what they meant. The startled parents did their best to get out... Read Article →...
2. Eminem – run rabbit run Ome days I just wanna up and call it quits, I feel like I’m surrounded by a wall of bricks, Everytime I go to get up I just fall in piss, My life’s like one great big ball of shit, If I could just put it all in all I spit, Instead I always try... Read Article →...
3. NOTIFICATION TO ALL STAFF REGARDING LANGUAGE It has been brought to our attention that some individuals have been using foul language during the execution of their duties. Due to complaints from managers who are more easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated. We do realise, however, the importance of staff being able to properly express their feelings... Read Article →...
4. Bank Teller Bank Teller A middle aged man walks into the bank and says to the young teller, “I want to open a fucking checking account”. “Please sir”, she replies, “we can’t have language like that in here.” “Why the Fuck not?” he asked. “Sir,” Came her retort, “I must ask you to refrain from swearing.” “I... Read Article →...
5. The ballad of chasey lain – bloodhound gang lyrics Dear Chasey Lain I wrote to explain I’m your biggest fan I just wanted to ask Could I eat your ass? Write back as soon as you can You’ve had a lotta dick Had a lotta dick I’ve had a lotta time Had a lotta time You’ve had a lotta dick Chasey But you ain’t... Read Article →...
6. Tarantino This guy comes into a bar walks to the bartender and says” Bartender, I got a bet for you. I’ll bet you $300 that I can piss into that glass over there and not spill a drop.” The bartender looks at the glass. It’s 3 meters away. He says……”You’re telling me you’ll bet me $300... Read Article →...
7. Spider likes smell of dirty socks Now there is another reason to put your dirty socks in the washing basket – their pungent smell could be attracting spiders. But it is not the socks the spiders are after. Scientists have found some species of arachnid are drawn to human odour. In a research laboratory in western Kenya, two New Zealand scientists,... Read Article →...
8. Tell, talk Слова TELL, TALK Третья пара: to tell, to talk Приведем несколько устойчивых оборотов с глаголом to tell: Tо tell the truth – говорить правду Tо tell a lie – говорить неправду Tо tell a joke – рассказать анекдот When in doubt, tell the truth. (Mark Twain) – Когда сомневаешься, говори правду. To tell the difference... Read Article →...
9. After working together for a while After working together for a while, Dick and Jane’s office romance blossomed, and they really developed the hots for each other. One day, they seize the opportunity to sneak into a supply closet to consummate their lust. Dick finds Jane very tight, and difficult to enter, but finally succeeds. When they are finished, Dick says... Read Article →...
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