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Clearing it


Clearing it

A very drunk man in a bar tells the bartender and everyone that is sitting near him that he can fart out the tune to The Star Spangelled Banner! Everyone who hears this wants to see him do it. So he tells everyone to gather around him, then he climbs up on the bar, drops his trousers and proceeds to take a massive dump on the bar counter. After he finishes the disgusted bartender says “Why in the hell did you shit on my bar?” The drunk replies “Even Elvis had to clear his throat!”

Sent by Paul


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Clearing it