An old italian couple is walking around in the mall

An old italian couple is walking around in the mall. After a while they get separated so the woman goes up to the first saleswoman she sees and ask: “Escusa me, have you senn-a me Tony. He’s got a big-a belly and a-lots of curly black hair?”

The saleswoman answers that she hasn’t seen her husband.

So the Italian woman goes to aks another saleswoman: “Escusa me, have you senn-a me Tony. He’s got a big-a belly and a-lots of curly black hair?”

“No, I’m sorry maam, I haven’t seen your husband.”

The Italian woman goes to see one more saleswoman and ask: “Escusa me, have you senn-a me Tony. He’s got a big-a belly and a-lots of curly black hair?”

The saleswoman answers: “Yes I saw him, he ran out of here lickety split.”

To which the Italian woman answers: “No no no, that’s not-a my tony, he pinch-a the bum, grab-a the breasts but he no lickety split!”



An old italian couple is walking around in the mall